Tucano
EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU SAY
DON’T TAKE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME, FRUIT
THERE THERE IT IS AGAIN
WHAT WHAT I CAN’T SEE IT BECAUSE YOUR BEAK IS TOO BIG
SEE IT’S TOTALLY A UFO
I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING OH MY GOD MOVE
THAT’S A CLOUD YOU DUMBASS AND NOW WE’RE ALL GOING TO FALL
WE CAN FLY, IDIOT
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
OH MY GOD THEY MESSED UP MY PERM AGAIN, DIDN’T THEY
OH MY GOD LOOK I CAN BALANCE THIS THING ON MY TONGUE
DON’T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, THAT’S NASTY
YOU’RE NASTY
NO LOOK IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
HE WAS FALLING AND—
AND I CAUGHT HIM OKAY IT’S NOT
IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, OFFICER, I SWEAR
OH WAIT OH MAN NO I DID THAT THING WHERE I FORGOT THAT WATER TAKES A LONG TIME TO REACH MY THROAT AGAIN AND NOW IT’S LEAKING ISN’T IT
WHY DID THEY THINK PUTTING CHANNELS IN A BILL WAS A GOOD IDEA OF COURSE IT’S GOING TO LEAK
HEY
HEY BOB LOOK WHAT I CAN DO
BILL I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
YOU’VE KILLED IT BILL
YOU’VE KILLED THE JOY IN MY LIFE
“BITCH IM FABULOUS”
“IT WASN’T ME I SWEAR”
“HOLD ON, I THINK I’VE GOT SOME ONES SOMEWHERE IN HERE”
“I LOVE BRANCH”
“toucan do you really love the branch or are you just saying that because you saw it”
“I LOVE BRANCH”
“HEEEEERE’S TOUCI”DANA I’M PUTTING THESE ALL ON TALKING TOUCANS AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME
(Source: verbivorous)
